Friday, May 2, 2025

28 April 2025 Salerno: Upstairs at the National Archeology Museum in Napoli

 


We ascended a very elaborate staircase up to the first floor.  Here we found masterful mosaics and the "Secret Room."  The secret room's origin began as the so called sexual and obscene relics sequestered by church authorities.  The masses could not be corrupted by exposed penises, copulating humans or animals, or any overtly sexual representation, so these items must be sequestered away.  This collection was purchased by a private collector after an extended negotiation and only men with impeccable moral fiber could view the collection.  Then we went to the second floor and were blown away by the immensity of this hall.  After sitting for a while we saw the weather outside was turning.  We had a tea and a coffee in the cafe to let the rain work itself out.


Starting with the mosaics


The skill with which the tiny pieces of stone, cut brick, tile and pottery were arranged is truly astounding


Once again I say woof!


The three graces


A menagerie of sea creatures


Bird watching!  In amongst all the sea creatures is a kingfisher  


Spineless!


Pete Davidson!


Look Ma, a wrestling match!




Birdwatching #2


Hippo watching #1


Odd dog like creature watching #1


I believe that this is a sphinx from Pompei's House of the Faun


The curious donkey



Do a little dance


Cat vs. Chicken


Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me a hand


Large scale mosaic


Getting closer to the secret room


The best mosaic yet


The wild man of Roma


Bird legs


The gate to the Secret Room, as we all have impeccable moral fiber, we are allowd inside


Big rainwater downspouts


Next time you see a statue missing its privates, chances are they are in this cabinet


Knock knock, who's there


A real dick head.  The provenance of this one has been challenged


Don't let your guard down while the centaurs are around


Lemon squeezy


Half goat full on with a full goat


This one hardly seems seamy


Party on the couch!


Flying penis with legs and a penis tail, ticking all the boxes


This penis head has teeth


Gives "Five Guys" an new meaning


This looks like it is from India


Voluptuous


If these are oil lamps, the flame emerging from the tip would explain the arm positions and the facial screaming


Back out of the Secret Room


Up top is a wind direction indicator


South East today


Looking down to the stairway


Ta Da!  Magnificient


The wind had a magical quality of covering the genitalia in the past.  
now the wind seems to do the opposite 


The  wind direction is different on the inside 


Grandiose, fantastic, superb, incredible....


Cheers!


The magic of the wind again


These lines show the astrological zodiac signs


It was spread out


Sagittarius and Aquarius 


Prometheus animating a statue 


Taurus and Virgo, Leslie and Fritz


I wonder how one reads these indicators


Seen out the window, the tile polishing crew needs to get out here


So very large


Love this painting but it hurts the neck trying to see it


Rain is starting to fall


We hopped into a taxi and went to the train station


Heading back


The seagulls are out


Sunset



 It has been 2 years and 327 days since we began our Migration